Well Excuuuuuuse Me!

Al, I'm sorry if I haven't been as prompt with the updates now that you've crawled over .500 and into third place. I don't think you know what it's like to try to raise two kids, catch up on the fourth season of The Odd Couple on DVD, and manage one of the most successful Lockandschmear franchises. For crying out loud, I didn't get home from work until 6:00 tonight!

The results of a very successful Week 11 are up as well as the Week 12 spreads. Don't forget about the Thursday game. Stats are up as well as we're over .500 as  a league for the year. And what's that smell? It's a table full of lox that are starting to go real bad. It's smelling worse than some of the cheese Dad used to eat. Actually, Al, you're the first one done with the Lox for the year. Mazel tov.

P.S. Jake, to understand the title, think about how old the rest of us are. And check Wikipedia.

They Have Little Legs, But They Can Run Real Fast

What is it with young people nowadays? First they become politically active and now they think they can win Lockandschmear. Last week, guest picker The Tessinator won the week with 10 victories. Meanwhile, Mason and Evan continued to dominate, leading everyone but Didre by at least 6 games. 

The final Week 11 spreads are up. Updated stats are also posted, including the Lox Table. As a whole we're under .500 for the first time all year. Come on, oldsters, let's do some winning.

Good Yontiff LockandSchmear Brohammers

While you guys were atoning in temple this morning, I was busy updating the site. New final spreads are out, but don't use them to break the fast. And be sure to glance at the Lox Table, but not before sundown. 

Stats through Week 5 are up as well. At the bottom you will find links to prior years' stats, though some of those need to be updated. I know you guys love the stats, so now you can get them going back to the year 5761.

Make Up Your Mind Already

There's no line on the Flakins-Crackers game, so that one's left blank. It will be posted as soon as a line appears. But the other lines are FINAL.

I also finally bothered with the stats, including Evan and Mason's first ever Lock and Schmear stats. And don't forget about the Lox Table.

It's Up To The Cat Now

After 16 weeks of intense competition, it all comes down to Week 17, a week with some unusual spreads. Will the Lockandschmear championship be decided by a fumbled snap on a punt and a third-string QB as it was in 2001?

After a week which saw everyone go 8-8, and split their lox, anything can happen. The only way to cap off such a great season is with a call for the ages.

Stats and the Lox Table have been updated.

Will This Be Repeated As Often As The Show?

There were no witty jabs at celebrities, no quick cuts to shots from paparazzi, and no endless commercials, but Jake, no doubt, had the Best Week Ever. His 14-2 run in Week 14 represents the most wins and best winning percentage in one week in Lockandschmear history.

Oh, and he's now in first place.

Final Week 15 spreads are up as are updated stats and the lox table.

I Can't Help But Feel Partially Responsible

It's been discovered by a hard working intern in the Lockandschmear league office that Al's published record the past few weeks has been incorrect. Following Week 11 Al was not given full credit for all of his victories and his published record was one game off. His record was correct in the Stats, but not on the weekly sheets nor on the main site.

Who is at fault for this error is not what matters. The important thing is that we're moving on. And with just four weeks to go, only two three games separate the top from the bottom. Didre jumped from last to second last week, while Jake again held on to third by his half game advantage in Lox.

Week 14 spreads are final. The Stats and Lox Table (for those that haven't completed it) are all updated.